Tuesday, October 04, 2005
~ The tragedy behind every diet plan ~
There's always a sad story behind every diet plan and I shall now let you into mine.
*Whistles!!*
"Alright, Boys and Girls, get into groups of 5-6 people. You are to pick the bean bags at the other end of the court and run back. Understand?"
*Boys and Girls scurry about. But there was ONE girl... her head was hanging low...*
"Jane, why are you not in a group?! Go join the group with 4 people. Go"
*Jane walks towards the group and quietly squats at the back. Meanwhile, group members look at one another disapprovingly and whisper "Aiyeh... not fair. She so fat. She join our group, we sure lose already."
*THUNDER AND LIGHTNING*
*TRAGIC MUSIC*
I've been branded with names like curly fries, big sweet potato, neck (hokkiens like to associate it with no neck or multiple chin) and of course pig (as in fei zhu). The girls would always change outside the cubicles after PE cos recess time is very short. While I'll always wait for the cubicles and not have enough time for recess cos I'm afraid they'll all drown at the sight of the oil that I was oozing. Imagine all this hurt that was inflicted on that poor 7 yr old child. Trust me, it stays with the person for the rest of her life.
@ 10:52 PM
5 Comments:
At 12:05 PM,
JayNe said…
penis pills and male enhancement.
-_-"
At 9:04 AM,
Le Learn said…
u last time very fat meh? post picture pls..
At 3:57 PM,
JayNe said…
okie. soon soon. in my next post. =p
At 10:05 PM,
Teresa said…
MISSSYY LEEEEE! I DUN SEE THE ACJC GUY NIMORE! =(( SOBSOBS.
At 10:16 PM,
JayNe said…
tREEESA!!! me neither!! =( could he be studying really hard at home for his A levels?
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